fishbizkit:

himbocloud:

pokemoncristallo:

putaemo-cional:

pastaisgay:

kirke-euplokamos:

pokemoncristallo:

pokemoncristallo:

i love it when italians argue about italian. like we don’t even know how our language really works we just roll with it

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Italian is 107 different provincial languages stuck together with spit and half a prayer

My bf lives in another region and we are constantly arguing about regional variations of words and we both live in the fucking north of Italy

one time i saw a map of italy but instead of cities and roads etc it was just covered w different ways you can say the word vagina. it was covered

oh I can think of at least seven ways to say the word vagina right off the top of my head rn. I can’t imagine what I could do if I tried harder

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Fjgkahfmangksoajufnajejgnanfjakirjvjjs

this is the Italian Vagina Map, reblog to… I’m not sure actually. Can’t hurt though. 

pinkstarfighter:

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cat-memes-only:

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puyopuyo:

warsawradiomastcollapse:

puyopuyo:

i hope nobody is evil

>:)

oh no…

accidentallyanodyne:

williamhader:

Bill Hader as General Custer in Night at the Museum: The Battle of the Smithsonian

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weaver-z:

List of wild things in this video:

- The guy whose computer screen you can see at the start is looking up “what to do if a dog has rabies”

- The unbroken wall of hydroflasks in front of the teacher’s podium

- Good Mythical Morning poster

- Inexplicable “NO TALKING DURING RAZOR LOVE” sign

- The guy next to the videographer just has the letters “WBOEOADRS” in giant font on his computer screen

- The teacher knowing to pause for booing after he mentione Ashe County Middle School

- The kid that yells “I hate them!” enthusiastically

- A sign that says “NO FREAKING” with a picture of two stick figures having sex

- Hand-painted “educasion is overated” poster

- The fact that the class knows to say “standing by” when he tells them to stand by

- The woman literally waiting outside the door to hand over the dog

- The tenderness with which he handles the dog before he announces its imminent demise

- “DO YOUR BUCKING VOCAB”

weaver-z:

I rarely have a visceral reaction to a TikTok but this one… this one got me

30-minute-memes:

Press Y to pay debt

rwbyasrvb:

Weiss: Dear Lord, we thank you for taking another Grimm back to Heaven today. Or rather not Heaven, but whatever fiery pit you send Grimm to so they can suffer in eternity. You should’ve taken Jacques. …But you didn’t. Again. Not sure why, it would’ve been easy! Those mine things are everywhere! But I guess you know what you’re doing.

congenitaldisease:

This video depicts the moment Sir Nicholas Winton realises he is in the same room as hundreds of Jewish people he saved as children during the Holocaust. While appearing on the TV show, “That’s Life!” the host Esther Rantzen asked the audience: “May I ask, is there anyone in our audience tonight who owes their life to Nicholas Winton? If so, could you stand up, please?” To Winton’s shock, the entire audience stood up.

Winton was responsible for organising eight trains full of children from Nazi-occupied Czechoslovakia to London in 1939. While supporters in Britain were working to get Jewish intellectuals and communists out of Czechoslovakia, nobody was attempting to save the children so Winton took it on himself. Once Winston secured their escape, he travelled to Britain where he persuaded British officials to accept the children as long as foster homes were found. In all, Winton saved the lives of 669 children. He was not recognised for his achievements until 60 years later because he kept quiet about his exploits. In 2003, he received a knighthood from the queen for his services to humanity.

halorvic:

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

chaotic-dumbass-energy:

When you need to tell her about your 60000+ word Spirk fanfiction

probablyfrickenweirdrpgideas:

reachsquared:

folksywindow:

Concept: Visually impaired spells. 

For example, colorblind mages cast fireballs with colors only they can see – if they see only yellow and white, then everybody else sees yellow and white fireballs too.

Far sighted mages have blurry fireballs up-close, and blind mages have semi-invisible fireballs.

oh i like the concept of a near sighted mage having normal looking fireballs but when their glasses are knocked off during the heat of battle their fireballs become blurry

evil: hey yo whats that fuzzy red orb

*explosion*

aevykartandcosplay:

Daylight December 30: Stronger together.

only-a-spoon-full:

This has also made me astral project into another life.

eds-my-love:

You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me

asdcats:

My mum was ranting about this the other day.

autie-jake:

@ya-boi-mccoy

green-is-sexy:

America sure is a country huh

modobaggins:

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Wait guys, here’s the best update though…

steveandbucky:

how is America a real country. how

thisusernameisunique:

Is…CBS/Paramount gonna sue the president?

johnlockismyreligion:

marlinspirkhall:

W H A T


I had to check Twitter to see it for myself, and-


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NO

FUCKING

WAY


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Oh my god


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Unparalleled

lets-do-get-help:

“Can I copy your homework?”

“Yeah just change a few things so it doesn’t look obvious”

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papyrussuggestions:

GETTING BETTER IS CHALLENGING! BECAUSE IT ALWAYS MEANS DOING MORE THAN WHAT YOU’RE GOOD AT!

SO IT’S OKAY TO BE BAD AT THINGS!! THAT’S HOW YOU GET BETTER!